The bare minimum — and nothing you don’t need.
We take care of everything — bringing your loved one into our care, the paperwork, the cremation, and the gentle return of their ashes. No chapel, no procession, no upsell. Just honest, attentive care.
Everything included.
No hidden fees.
Ever.
We own and operate our own crematorium — which means no outsourcing, no third-party markups, and real savings we pass directly to families. Your loved one stays in our care from start to finish.
An established family team who answer the phone themselves — real people who have done this many times, with care.
Whenever you need us — day or night, weekends and holidays. One call is all it takes to begin.
From your first call to the return of ashes, you’ll always know exactly what’s happening — and you’ll never be asked to make a decision you’re not ready for.
One phone call begins everything. We’ll listen, answer your questions, and guide you gently through what happens next — no pressure, no scripts.
We collect your loved one wherever they are in metropolitan Melbourne, and take care of all the paperwork, permits and certificates on your behalf.
Carried out at our own crematorium — never outsourced. Your loved one is cared for individually, by us, and you’re kept informed throughout.
We return the ashes to your family in a simple, respectful urn — ready for wherever you choose to keep, scatter or rest them.
Most funeral homes outsource the cremation and pass that cost on to you. Because we own and operate our own crematorium, we’ve cut out the middleman entirely — and we pass that saving directly to families. The price you see covers everything, start to finish — and we’ll tell you plainly about any optional extras before you decide on anything.
Optional, if you’d like them: a premium urn or memorial keepsakes — each clearly priced, never assumed.
We believe a farewell should be simple, honest and unhurried — and that no family should feel taken advantage of at the hardest moment of their lives.
Naked Cremations is an established, family-run group serving metropolitan Melbourne — and we own our own crematorium, so your loved one never leaves our care. We chose direct cremation because it strips away the cost and the theatre, and keeps what truly matters: dignity, care, and time for your family.
Whether you need to arrange a cremation now or simply have questions, we’re here — calmly and without obligation. Call us any time, or leave your details and we’ll call you back.
One of our team will call you back as soon as possible. If you need us sooner, please call 1300 537 343 any time.